My eyes are swollen, like damn fucking puffy now. I looked thousand times worse than an ugly duckling. Thank you for loosening my screwed tap and making me leak like fuck. Embraced the past two days with tears, how great.
Damn cool, like seriously. 5 of them are just damn awesome. Jaejoong, Junsu, Yoochun, Changmin and Yunho. I think they just made my day despite me having to go through hell just now. Thank you, Dong Bang
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but i haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after the fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the tip of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.